Mr.Buyot’s Orgy Observations

September 1, 2009

House of Malaysia

Filed under: Colors Of Muhibbah, Me, Myself & Eureka — Tags: , , , , — Mr. Buyot @ 3:34 AM

House, a short film by Linus Chung was released on Pete Teo’s new project, 15Malaysia. 15 Malaysian made short films, each tells a story about the colors of muhibbah in Malaysia. 15 different directors, each with a personal vision of how to represent Malaysia, in her essence, in a short few minutes. That’s a tough one. Seriously. It’s easier to make a longer duration film. But making it short, throwing out scenes & selecting the very few scenes that matters the most is really really hard. Although my experience in videography is pretty amateur, but I tried and it’s really hard.

This project is about celebrating Malaysia’s birthday. A token of appreciation if you say so. Malaya was independent on 31st August 1957, but Malaysia was born on 16th September 1963 after the inclusion of Sarawak & Sabah. 7 films has been released so far and I personally enjoyed watching every one of them. The truth is, the first 3 was cliche to me. But the 4th one, I think really hits the nail – front & center.

Here’s an interpretation about this film called “House”. (more…)

January 14, 2009

Word of the year

Filed under: Colors Of Muhibbah, Me, Myself & Eureka — Tags: , — Mr. Buyot @ 7:53 AM

It’s kind of weird, although a common practice, to read an article written by an American writer for a Malaysian online news site, The Star. Article is good, but it’s kind of out place me thinks. Anyway, I think the subject of the article is pretty interesting. It’s about the word of the year for America in 2008. Now, without any kind of poll or voting results, I hereby declare the word of the year for Malaysia is…

rakyat

What’s your word of the year?

October 19, 2008

Let’s talk about corruption

Filed under: Colors Of Muhibbah — Tags: , — Mr. Buyot @ 1:40 AM

That has to be the hottest topic of our century. Another hot topic would be that Dr. Chua Jui Meng lost MCA’s presidential race. I have a feeling why he lost, and because of his reputation during his term as a government servant (this is just my assumption, but from what I’ve seen & heard & thru my judgement, it’s true), I think we’ve lost another potential & good leader. I’m sorry for your lost Datuk, but I admire your stand & stature. No worries, we can still fight on a different turf.

Everyday we read & listen to variety of stories touching the issue of corruption within the government. But let’s talk about how it all started. No, let’s talk about how we can stop this corruption, since we, the rakyat, seems to be wanting & fighting to change.

We, the rakyat, must stop giving handouts.

We, the rakyat, must stop corrupting these people that we accused of being corrupt.

If you disagree with my view, then my friend, you are the one who is at fault & the actual corrupt person.

When we give handouts to the people we accused of being corrupt, we not only corrupting ourselves, but also our children who depend & eat the dirty money that we bring home. Not only to ourselves, but also to the family of the people that we accuse of being corrupt. It’s like as if we are giving the family of the person corrupt dirty money & feeding them with dirty food. It’s like we are tainting them with dirty paint without us using the paint brush. I guarantee that our own corrupt actions will ultimately corrupt the hearts of each & everyone in the family of the people who we accused.

Why? Because in the beggining, they were feeded with dirty money. Dirty money = dirty hearts.

In a way, we are corrupting a whole generation of human beings without us realising that we are doing it back to ourselves. We fail to see the result of our own action down the line. And to make it worst, karma has a way of paying back these corrupt people. Don’t believe me? Try & observe. You will see a whole corrupt generation.

And we will end up having more people that we will accuse (in the future) of being corrupt. But not once do we realise, that we the rakyat is the main cause of this corruption. We are the akar umbi of corruption.

October 13, 2008

Alif mim nun wau = Sarkas?

Filed under: Colors Of Muhibbah, Weird Wild Web — Tags: , , — Mr. Buyot @ 4:55 PM

I totally didn’t notice this at all when all this while watching P.Ramlee’s infamous “Bujang Lapuk” films. The video link was passed around in a mailing-list. Totally unexpected, but seriously hilarious. And it was from the 50s. Just imagine the perception the rakyat had back then.

Ilman wins Stunts 4 Swag 5: Penang!

Filed under: Rollin` With My Hommies — Tags: , , , — Mr. Buyot @ 12:28 AM

His disaster farside makio over the kink made my balls shrink & run for cover! It was a nail biting moment waiting for him to lace the trick.

Thank you to all for coming & if you’d like to share your moments in this year’s S4S5, just register yourself with Stunts4Swag.com & post your stories & experience during the competition. Remember to link your photos from other image hosting websites like Flickr or ImageShack because the site runs on a tight budget web hosting. But you can upload your own photos if you want. Soon, you’ll be able to upload your photos to the site itself. I promise!

Congratulations to Ilman aka Lui for winning this year’s Stunts 4 Swag! Bling bling! It was a good return of investment, so to say =D

Thanks to the Ed & Kajang crew for the awesome England Clothing t-shirt. I’ll be wearing it tomorrow at work!

Photo courtesy of Wheel_Love. Read their post. Read the Stunts4Swag.com post.

October 9, 2008

I admire modern Malay women, but…

Filed under: Colors Of Muhibbah, Me, Myself & Eureka — Tags: , , , , , — Mr. Buyot @ 10:59 AM

An interesting article by a modern, seculared Malay woman. Though this article does present a slight hatred against polygamy, but I applause the writer for being thoughtful in her writing. She admits that the modern thinking Malay women that exists today has more weaknesses rather than strengths, especially when it comes to men.

I admire modern Malay women, but I despise them for taking matters about men for granted. Which is why I’m still single. Sob.

I admire modern Malay women, but I despise them for being a hypocrite in matters than men can’t do what they can do. To make it worse, they seem to think to be able to handle EVERYTHING, or so they say.

I admire modern Malay women, but I despise them for taking religion for granted. Why do you think that in the end, a modern Malay man will marry a simple kampung girl who has a better understanding about life & religion.

I admire modern Malay women, but I despise them for thinking that they’re are independent, ALL THE WAY thru life. As men, we are independent by nature. But in the end, we realised that we need a woman, or women. Heh.

I admire modern Malay women, but I despise them for thinking that intimacy is only for Romeos & Juliets. Why do you think men find intimacy elsewhere?

Men has their obvious weaknesses, but women has their obvious denials. Full stop.

P/S: With this post, I definitely ain’t gonna get any ass :(

September 27, 2008

Revolusi 1948

Filed under: Colors Of Muhibbah, Weird Wild Web — Tags: , , , — Mr. Buyot @ 3:01 PM

Revolusi ‘48“, a brand spanking new documentary by the talented indie director Fahmi Reza, the filmmaker for “10 Tahun Sebelum Merdeka” documentary. This documentary tells us the story of the revolutionary Malaya military regime that fought against colonization of the British empire in 1948.

As a former full blooded public high school Malaysian student, the history books that we learned during our school days basically tells us stories of subjugated interstellar war among ourselves, whether the fight was for freedom or anti colonialism or *put your own reasons here*. But before I continue, I’d like to disclose that I skipped history classes in 2 different high schools that I went since form 1.

Guess what I got for History paper during SPM? FAIL. But it didn’t matter.

I only have 1 reason why I skipped those classes: The teachers, both of them in the 2 schools I went, were boring. They didn’t make me interested in history at all. The only history I’m interested in was the one I was making. Hah!

I did read about Temenggung Jugah, Tok Janggut & the lot of them in high school history books. But reading about them never actually stirred anything in me. They never or hardly described the real kind of fighting that took place. The psychological warfare, the bloody battles, the deaths, none of that was properly described in our textbooks, but yet they expect us to be patriotic about it. How do you expect us to understand if you keep on hiding the truth? They made us think that it’s over.

It is true, to a certain extend, that the truth is way much harder to grip with. But why hide it using colorful & sensible stories, telling us it’s all good now? Why can’t you write it in a way that it can stir curiosity? If you can’t put it in the official text, then leave some clues for us! Let the curious find our way to uncover the truth. The history high school books tells us that the fight is over. But no, the fight is never over when there’s REAL threats that wants our beautiful country Malaysia to go down. They never seem to tell us it is up to us to maintain this fight & to keep on fighting against those people that says they know what democracy really is, but barely able keep their own countrymen alive. And I’m not only referring to Malaysia, but also to those who govern the all watching eye who never seem to learn to NEVER PICK A FIGHT WITH MALAYSIANS.

We’ve been colonized before and we know how to fight back. Don’t make us do it again.

September 9, 2008

We are all squatters

Filed under: Colors Of Muhibbah, Me, Myself & Eureka — Tags: , , , , — Mr. Buyot @ 2:03 PM

Before I get into physical fights, allow me to clarify my earlier post regarding racism. Yes, I am a Malay ultra, if you want to put it that way. Priority will be for the Malays, regardless of whether you are Malay Muslim, Malay Christian or Malay Buddhist. Yes dear, there are people who are Malays but with Christian faith. But why am I fight for people who doesn’t appreciate me & my family, especially my father? It’s because I know the Malay culture & ways better than my grandmother. My grandmother is a Chinese in a Malay Muslim family in Bagan Datoh, Perak. I am, by definition, a Malay-Chinese blooded human being. My very distant Chinese cousins are in Singapore & Perak. I’m also a descendant of Melayu Banjar, a subset of Malays from Kalimantan. Only my mom’s side comes from a pure Malay heritage. Maybe I need to do more research about that soon.

But my point is this: if you want to label me as racist, go ahead. I will not deny that I do sometimes crack jokes with racial sentiments, but that doesn’t make me not sensitive to their feelings. I will not deny that I do at times use racial referred words like “macha”, “dei”, “apek”, “ah lian”, “itu orang cina”, “tak guna punya melayu” in my conversations. But that does not make me not sensitive to their feelings. I would be hurt too if someone says something bad about my heritage.

Malaysia 50 + 1 years

Filed under: Colors Of Muhibbah, Weird Wild Web — Tags: , , , , , , — Mr. Buyot @ 12:21 PM

Malaysians in particular love to define what makes them Malaysian & what makes Malaysia truly Asia. 50 + 1 Malaysia, is a quirky interesting Malaysian lifestyle book authored by QuaChee, a local blogger for the world wide web. He tell stories about Malaysia, divided into 7 chapters with topics about the local lingo, when to scream “alamak! bau weh! tingkap tingkap!” after a durian session, how to order a teh tarik kaw at a mamak, which makcik nasi lemak ayam is the best & many more interesting things about Malaysia that a typical Malaysian might not have known. It’s our very own Lonely Planet book, but it’s about our kampunglah!

If you’re Malaysian, you might want to grab this book & discover Malaysia. Gempak beb.

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