Mr.Buyot’s Orgy Observations

Since everybody seems to be talking about the H1N1 virus, I do wonder if there’s a day when H1N4 could surface. But hell, from what I’ve been reading in the daily local media, it’s a virus affecting our intelligence. Although we know we human beings are a forgetful lot, but please don’t insult our intelligence. But your biological point of view is valid in a way, but hey, I’ve never thrown the infamous graduation hat. So I don’t want to say much about that.

However, I do want to tell a story about the longest running virus in the world, B1N1. There’s no scientific (maybe not?) interpretation for this, but check this out:

B1N1 virus is a natural subtype virus from the maleuenza (a type of influenza) that causes a common sickness to most men: women.

Now, from what I’ve gathered, B1N1 has been in our male DNA ever since the beginning of time. Neolithic men gather their women in one cave & decides to start a family with a pet purple dinosaur. Greek men prefers group sex, with each other & everyone else. Persian men seems to be the original players from what I’ve gathered, with the ability to hone down a woman with a single touch. They somehow made womanizing an art, convincing them with one statement:

I’m a man full of love & I love you all equally…

Guess where that came from?

But anyway, the real story here is that how deep B1N1 has really infected Malaysian men. Mistresses, second wives, unpleasant divorces. Our local daily seems to be filled with these kind of stories, front & back. Some Datuk married a young celebrity. Some Pak Haji caught with his pants down. Some Datin finally admitted having two husbands. Eh, women also have their own version of B1N1. It’s call M1N1. It’s really bad because it involves personal satisfaction, if you know what I mean.

But are we actually doing something to educate & bring awareness? Or are we just playing the quiet game whereby we just follow whatever is being told to us.

Read my sentence again: follow whatever is being told to us.

We seemed to be that type, the one who follows whatever is being told. When we are told we can marry 4 wives, the world rocked. Not because it’s a religion thing, but because everybody else wants a piece of the action and try their best to allow & emulate the thing we called “best practices”.

So, we are implementing “best practices” in combating B1N1 by scaring everyone about AIDS, about STD, about baby dumpings, but we never, NEVER, teach our kids the common sense of being a normal, typical human being. We tell ourselves to keep secrets from our kids, pretending that it is ok to keep certain things from them. But we forget. And because we forget, the kids just keep doing what they do best: being kids. And yet, you keep telling us that what they are doing is wrong. So, what is right then?

Polygamy is the game. B1N1 is the blame. H1N4 is lame. More on this next week.