Mr.Buyot’s Orgy Observations

June 18, 2008

Dear TNB workers, please quit your job & work for IPP companies

Filed under: Colors Of Muhibbah — Tags: — Mr. Buyot @ 5:46 PM

Tenaga Nasional Berhad CEO annual salary = RM1,107,280.00

Apple Inc. CEO annual salary = RM3.62

And they gave a mere 3% increment in wages of their fully dedicated engineers & employees. If this is the best practices of a Malaysian GLC, I really do think that you, the TNB employees, should leave Tenaga Nasional & start looking for other work in other sectors with your specialty. I mean, what is the point of working for someone who doesn’t appreciate your hard efforts? You sweat, you teared, you bleed for them. You sacrificed your whole life for them. But in the end, they ignored you. They think that you are not worth their time & not willing to contribute just a little bit of their newly replenished cash flow. Such fuckers.

If you start to think “did Petronas increased their employee wages”… no, they didn’t. But, the perks that comes with the job is definitely better than what Tenaga Nasional Berhad is giving. Period.

I support the boycott. It’s time for these people to know & should know that without people like you, they have nothing. No company to run. No business to make. Period.

Since you people are so smart in economics & business, I dare you to compare. (emotional, unattended, dumb remark made in an instant, but the anger & frustration is the same)

But it doesn’t mean that working for an IPP company things would be different. I have no idea. Hah!

June 13, 2008

Friday, Tiga Belas Hari Bulan Enam, 2008.

Filed under: Weird Wild Web — Tags: , , , — Mr. Buyot @ 11:38 AM

I love Freddy Krueger. When I was a kid, I would sit & booked the TV on Friday night just to watch him orchestrate another nightmare. He was like the James Bond of nightmares. Armed with his razor sharp fingernails, christmas sweater & his signature tophat, he rules the streets of Elm like nobody’s business. Kill kill, die die.

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=Adgp0v_mfTk]

And when Jason arose from Crystal Lake, he became my new supervillain. His tormented soul ravaged anyone camping in Crystal Lake. One scene I like best was where a couple was having sex in their tent & the girl was on top. Suddenly, Jason’s shadow appeared behind the girl (while she was on top) and Jason just simply sliced her body into half. The guy probably had the best orgasm in his life in that scene.

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=9jz3OZU9wu8]

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=dn6JvvWzqYw]

And how I wished for Jason & Freddy to fight each other.

And the wish came true. Here’s a scene from the epic battle of monsters, Freddy versus Jason.

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=5PZb1E-oAMg]

Horror movies taught me one thing. Face the fear.

June 12, 2008

I am not for you. A “Sepi The Movie” original soundtrack

Filed under: Family, Friends & Food! — Mr. Buyot @ 6:40 PM

Not exactly a new song, but it has been remixed by so many artists. I watched the premier of the music video on Tuesday Wednesday morning. Lah, as usual, looks the same. Zaf, HUGE difference of before and after he had a child. But both of them sounded exactly like as what I remembered them. Here’s the funny part, when the clip finished playing on TV, Elly Iskandar, MHI’s host for the morning, made a slight err. He mentioned, and I quote,

… nyanyian hebat daripada V.E…

Hehe. V.E dah “dis-banded” la bang.

Later, when I’ve arrived at the office, as usual, I “kecoh” the new song remake to my colleagues, telling them, “Dude, lagu jiwang gempak. Khas untuk kekasihmu”. And I started to remember the good old times when I was still a “roadie” for V.E. Good times. The best part, Lah called me later that afternoon. Great minds do think alike. He thought he saw someone looked like me, so he called. And I was reminiscing good times with Edris, Lah, Shah, Zaf, Charma, Damian, Meng, LP & the former Groove Phamily. So, I was thinking of him too!

Whatever it is, it’s a beautiful song. Makes me want to love you!

Dahulu kau mencintai ku,

Dahulu kau menginginkan ku,

Meskipun tak pernah ada jawab ku,

Tak berniat kau tinggalkan aku,

Sekarang kau pergi menjauh,

Sekarang kau tinggalkan aku,

Di saat ku mulai mengharapkanmu,

Dan ku mohon maafkan aku,

Aku menyesal telah membuatmu menangis,

Dan biarkan memilih yang lain,

Tapi jangan pernah kau dustai takdirmu,

Pasti itu terbaik untuk mu,

Janganlah lagi kau mengingatku kembali,

Aku bukanlah untukmu,

Meskipun ku mohon dan meminta hatimu,

Jangan pernah tinggalkan dirinya,

Untuk diriku…

WuChess. Wu Wu Wu Tang! I let you take my Wu Tang style

Filed under: Weird Wild Web — Tags: , , — Mr. Buyot @ 1:14 PM

Man oh man. Celebrity branding has definitely taken to the next level in the US. While here in Malaysia, most celebrities are still crawling with their brands. It’s either they are clueless or care less. Their choice. Their game. But it’s so sad to see that no matter how much of “progressive”-ness you bring the to the table, the “golden ways” will always win. But so far, I’ve made sure that there’s something different that surrounds a brand that will make it the talk of the town. Idea is an idea.

WuChess is in town.

The game of chess, is like a swordfight. You must think first, before you move. Toad style is immensely strong, and immune to nearly any weapon. When it’s properly used, it’s almost invincible

Where is my torn Wu Tang jeans?

Via TechCrunch

Sejati… mana pergi royalti…

Filed under: Colors Of Muhibbah — Tags: , , , — Mr. Buyot @ 11:56 AM

I might be a little late, but this is one helluva funny video. I’d love to watch this guy sometime. Ustaz rock!

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=VAyc2EfwDgU]

Original song was by Awie from Wings, “Sejati”.

June 10, 2008

BarCamp Malaysia

Filed under: Weird Wild Web — Tags: , — Mr. Buyot @ 4:29 AM

The first Malaysia BarCamp, a jamboree for geeks & creatives, is (tentatively) going to be held on from the 26th – 27th July 2008. Location: Createive Incubator Centre, Plaza KL Sentral. BarCamp is mainly for geeks & creative people alike to unconference themselves with each other. It’s a global jamboree for geeks. I remember the Scouts has something similar like Jamboree-On-The-Air or JOTA. Rides on the same concept. Unconference.

Oddly enough, it looks like my big mouth is up for it. I’ve proposed a product pitch/demo session for BarCamp. Now I need to figure out how to do this.

Thou shall buy an iPhone

Filed under: Weird Wild Web — Tags: , , — Mr. Buyot @ 3:41 AM

The wait is over. And it was worth it. Steve Jobs officially announced the new iPhone with 3G support and motherload of new iPhone applications. I shall buy an iPhone now. I shall convert to gas soon.

Thank you to TechCrunch for making my day.

June 9, 2008

Do that sexy thang!

Filed under: Weird Wild Web — Tags: — Mr. Buyot @ 5:01 PM

Sean, you are like the hot Krakatoa volcano that melts everything in your path with your fury fiery moves…

Damn!

Can I come along & watch next time? Please… pwetty please…

June 2, 2008

Malaysian’s IT literacy level = BODOH SOMBONG!

Filed under: Colors Of Muhibbah — Tags: , — Mr. Buyot @ 2:27 PM

“Do you provide color printing service from a PDF file?”, I asked.

“Yes, we do” says the macha. He calls his IT assistant who is gladly sitting at his desk in the middle of the shop.

I hand over my thumbdrive to the unknown IT guy (let’s call him the IT macha).

“It’s in the webtrends folder. Ah yes, that PDF file.”, I said. (more…)

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